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SOCIAL INSANITY

Monday, January 21st, 2013

Insanity: In legal medicine, the state or mental condition characterized by the inability to distinguish between right and wrong, possession of delusions or hallucinations that prevent individuals from looking after their own affairs with ordinary prudence or that render them a menace to others, or actions resulting from impulses of such intensity that they cannot be resisted. -Taber’s Cyclopedic Medical Dictionary

A mad world occasionally becomes even madder. Two examples? World Wars One and Two.

Today, two generations later, mob-mentality continues clinging to myths and superstitions and embracing false prophets and charismatic charlatans while denying reality.  It is a form of social insanity.

Is such a seemingly intractable malady treatable? Fortunately, yes.

A psychiatrist with a biobehavioral orientation might view the current madness with a combination of alarm, amusement, and anger. Here in America, a pandemic of mass hysteria fueled by irresponsible ideologues seems to be sweeping the nation.

Mass hysteria reflects an interesting phenomenon. Some years ago, a dermatologist telephoned his psychiatric colleague. A raft of female employees from a nearby office-building were complaining of generalized, intractable itching. No rashes or other lesions were present.

Medically, itching is a symptom; it’s subjective. A rash is a sign; it’s objective.

The women in question were suffering symptoms but no were exhibiting no signs. Physical examination and laboratory-based tests revealed no apparent physical cause. A complete and thorough investigation of the building revealed no vermin.

“Could the cause be mental?” the dermatologist asked his colleague.

As do most people, including most physicians, the dermatologist was asking the right question but the wrong way. Mental functions, cognition and emotion, modulate physiological responses but do not cause them. Causal factors are found in biology and environment.

Despite the wrong question, the dermatologist, nevertheless, was heading in the right direction . . . in a phenomenological sense. More precisely, the itching seemed to represent a respondent (Pavlovian) phenomenon . . . a stimulus, one woman’s complaining of itching, eliciting a mass response, similar to laughter being “contagious”.

Eventually, following medical reassurance, the response extinguished, and the women returned to their usual routines. No apparent harm done.

In a political context, harm from mass hysteria more often is the rule than the exception. In fact, the consequences of behavior associated with “mass hysteria” can be widely disastrous, even completely catastrophic. So, nationally, are we Americans approaching disaster . . . politically, economically, and socially? Internationally, is humanity approaching the moment of its own extinction . . . think North Korea with ICBM’s containing nuclear warheads?

If so, is there a treatment? Fortunately, yes.

What? A healthful regimen of scientific methodology. Unfortunately and paradoxically, the regimen requires a modicum of sanity in an increasingly insane world. Fortunately, not everyone has gone mad.

Each of those remaining sane possesses power to ameliorate the pandemic. If each does his part, perhaps we can avoid the rendezvous with destiny, to use a time-honored phrase, that we seem to be choosing for ourselves.

Why should each do his part? Consider the unhappy alternative (www.inescapableconsequences.com).

VOTING: A TRIPLE PARADOX?

Monday, December 10th, 2012

EDITORIAL (17DEC2012): Given the recent shooting in Connecticut, reflexively, the usual crowd crows about “gun-control”. Is the fundamental issue, however, the possession of guns or something more basic?

B = f(x) under c. Behavior is a function of its consequences in a given context. It’s a law created by Nature not by politicians nor by theologians or philosophers.

Beneath the tragedy characterizing the shooting lurks the cultural context in which it occurred. Shooting innocent children is a behavior. Accordingly, the shooting is a function of context and consequences, an event too complex for a mere paragraph or two.

Perhaps, the fundamental issue lies not in our guns but in our cultural context and in the people whom we, as those who comprise that context, have become. Written prior to the shooting, this series of four postings questions the new culture to which so many Americans have become enamored.

Paradox: something with seemingly contradictory qualities or phases. -Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary

Irony: an incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result. -Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary

PART ONE

“Violet. How well that name suits you. Violet . . . Violet Smith . . . formerly, Smythe, I believe.”

“You believe correctly. Jack Howard . . . formerly, Jacob Horowitz, I believe.”

“Yes, well, returning to you . . . good, sturdy, English-Anglican stock. . . both sides, I believe.”

“Again, you believe correctly. And you, Jack . . . hmm, how should I put it? Let’s say just, ‘from Russian-Jewish stock, perhaps with a bit of Cossack injected . . . involuntarily.’ Yes?”

“Yes. Consider our different heritages. Your forebears arrived in North America before the Revolution. Mine . . . during the great migration from Eastern and Southern Europe at the turn of the last century.”

“So?”

“So, seemingly, a voting paradox . . . actually, a triple paradox. Firstly, here are you, the product of English-Anglican stock in North America for more than two centuries. What’s your political behavior? ‘Progressive’ now called ‘liberal’ although better termed ‘neo-liberal’ to distinguish it from ‘classical liberal’.”

“Different meanings to different people. Anyway, what’s your point?”

“My point is . . . a voting paradox, given your genealogy.”

“Oh, really.”

“Really. Instead of defending your heritage symbolized by the American Revolution . . . a heritage founded upon Protestant-based Christianity combined with English law and custom . . . a heritage dedicated to individual liberty with individual responsibility, individual rights of property, sound currency, defense of the borders, and limited government, what do you do? You vote for politicians who essentially espouse the opposite. It would seem that, paradoxically, you’re attacking not only your own heritage but your own economic interests, considering the inheritance received from your late parents. Paradox number one.”

“And numbers two and three?”

“For number three, you’ll have to wait. Paradox two is represented by me. I, a relative pauper with no inheritance, defend your heritage and your interests even though Jews in America, for decades, were subjected to economic and social restrictions by people of your heritage. You might recall that it was President Franklin Delano Roosevelt himself who promoted academic restrictions against Jews in private institutions. Shouldn’t I be the one voting to destroy the U.S. Constitution and American Tradition?”

“Like most of your Jewish brethren? Given your point of view, you must feel a bit isolated and alienated. I doubt you find many supporters among your own kind.”

“You’re right, to a point. Therein lies not a paradox but an irony. During our entire history, including the heady days of King David himself, we Jews never enjoyed such freedom and prosperity as offered by this great land, even with the previous restrictions . . . restrictions, by the way, that served to bond us as a group and to maintain our identity. Yet, many of my Jewish brethren, from the moment of their forebears’ arrival until today have wanted only to change the laws and customs of the land to which they fled with hope and in desperation . . . to change it in the name of so-called social justice, whatever that means.”

“Rightly so.”

“I thought that you’d side with them. At least, you’re consistent in that regard.”

“Look, Jacob . . . sorry, Jack, we plainly see what you’re so blind to. We see the faults in religion, Christianity especially . . . the faults in Western culture with its history of colonialism, male chauvinism, racism, and brutal militarism. Do you know what’s the paradox with you?”

“I’m sure that you’ll tell me.”

“You bet I will. Given the persecuted history of your people by my people, paradoxically you personally long to be one of my people. Sigmund Freud called it ‘identification with the aggressor’. You’re living in the past, my dear. An era dead and gone. The last election pronounced it so, were you willing to notice. You need to resurrect yourself . . . to live in the present, the here and now, not rot in the past. There is no paradox on my part. For me, the scene merely has changed, that’s all. For you, however, I agree. There is a paradox.

“Given your heritage, Jack, you feel inferior. Your heritage screams against your voting as you do . . . right-wing reactionary; yet, you do it, anyway.”

“At least, you agree that, between the two of us, there might be one paradox.”

“Of course, I agree, and you represent it.”

“On that point, I agree.”

“Why, then, do you succumb to your neurosis?”

“Your amateurish psychology aside, don’t ask me, ‘Why?’ ‘Why’ is a theological question. Ask a clergyman.”

“I can’t. I’m a ‘secular relativist’.”

“Mazel tov! You have my sympathies. Anyways, ask not ‘why’, ask ‘how’. How do the ‘independent variables’, biology and environment, control what I think, how feel, what I do, and how my body responds?

PART TWO

“Alright, how?”

“Biologically, Violet, I’m a man rarely at ease with himself. I never feel really good . . . maybe it’s a Jewish thing. Biologically, my temperament leads me to become a skeptic, if not a cynic. As did the Founding Fathers, I see the glaring imperfections in mankind, including in me.

“Environmentally, while in college, there was one professor, an older man, who preached that we should try to leave the world a better place than the one we found. I don’t believe that we . . . you and I . . . those in our generation . . . are doing so.

“Contrary to the popular, cultural myth in vogue at the moment . . . a culture characterized by lurid vulgarity promoting our basest, animalistic proclivities, we can achieve the optimal good by denying temptation not promoting it . . . by suppressing those base proclivities not facilitating them.”

“Oscar Wilde said that he could resist everything but temptation.”

“Yes, and you see where that attitude landed him. Better to attend to the Lord’s Prayer . . . lead us not into temptation. Remember Eve and the serpent.

“Like it or not, Violet, to survive and flourish, every society needs a set of cultural norms; the inescapable consequences of social anarchy are authoritarian rule and loss of liberty. Your false hero, Mr. Obama, knows well the truth of that which I’m saying. He represents those self-appointed elitists who would give the common folk licentiousness while denying them liberty.”

“Well, unlike you, I believe in allowing people to indulge themselves as they see fit . . . within the limits of reason, of course.”

“With each determining his own limits.”

“Or hers. Anyway, I gather that, politically, you’re not a member of the Libertarian Party.”

“Hardly. The rock upon which this nation was founded is a set of Judeo-Christian norms; the foundation sitting on that rock is a set of English law and customs. The further we’ve departed from that rock and that foundation, the more we’ve descended into a decline characterized by debt, degradation, desperation, and despair. Self-appointed elitists such as you rejoice in your own destruction, enthusiastically and cavalierly opening the gates to the barbarians . . . literally and figuratively, thereby, giving away that which your forbears fought and died to create then maintain.”

“Might I point out that the rock and foundation you admire promote Paternalism?”

“What would you promote? Maternalism. Has there ever been a successful, lasting, modern society based upon Maternalism? Besides, today, we don’t have just plain, old-fashioned Maternalism. We have Radical Maternalism . . . a combination of toxic Radical Feminism pathologically polluting normal, nurturing Maternalism. An example? In the Western world, a bunch of women envious of men is pretending to be men and, symbolically, have succeeded in giving all women little choice but to wear trousers with flies. ‘Phallusism’ without the phallus. What would Freud say about such a behavior? These raging wretches evangelically promote economic, political, and social policies that castrate males . . . figuratively . . . although, one day, it might become literally. The worst part is that they are succeeding. What will be the long-term consequences?”

“Given the history of aggressive, male domination? A better world.”

“We shall see. So far, since women obtained the vote, the fortunes of the West only have declined, especially once the economic anomaly following World War Two faded into history.”

“So, you favor ending the vote for women.”

“I didn’t say that I did. No, female suffrage is here and should remain; otherwise, the consequential social upheaval would be tumultuous. Operationally, there’s no practicable alternative.”

“I agree . . . ideologically and operationally, but why do you say it?”

“Tumult aside, there simply are too many people. Excessive human population is destroying the planetary ecology that maintains our survival . . . and I’m not referring to ‘global warming’. For several reasons, we need to reduce the human population not to increase it, especially not to increase it with people who cannot care for themselves. No, women, as a group, simply cannot remain in the home, rearing non-existent children. They must participate fully in all of society but, as with men, within a framework the consequences of which are optimal for everyone.”

“What, in your opinion, is that framework?”

PART THREE

“Firstly, a modified U.S. Constitution with changes to compensate for the flaws that the Founding Fathers either didn’t see or couldn’t have seen. Secondly, a return to Traditional American Ideals promoting individual liberty, individual responsibility, and limited government but with justice and fairness for all.”

“That it?”

“No, thirdly, a new component . . . Science. We must employ the scientific method in conducting our societal affairs and, hopefully, even our personal ones as well.”

“By ‘scientific method’, what are you talking about?”

“To begin, our following the scientific guidelines of specificity, objectivity, and accountability. Bringing our behavior under the control of consequences instead of antecedents. Managing properly contingencies that optimize the probabilities of fulfilling targeted goals.”

“Operationally, what are you talking about?”

“Two steps in dealing with problematic situations . . . both scientifically-based and scientifically-driven. The first, analysis. The second, resolution.”

“Operationally, what comprises the first?”

“Describing the problem in terms of the context in which the situation-in-question is occurring. Then, describing the behavior therein. Then, describing the antecedents . . . the events prompting the behavior. Finally, describing the consequences . . . the events following the behavior.”

“Operationally, what comprises the second?”

“Defining the problem in terms of the behavior involved . . . either a behavioral excess, such as too much governmental spending . . . or a behavioral deficit, such as too little educating of our youth.”

“Operationally, is there more?”

“Am I Jewish? Of course, there’s more. There are three more parts to the second, operational step. After defining the problem comes targeting attainable goals that would resolve the problem. Then, designing and implementing a practicable plan that would fulfill those goals. Finally, measuring the outcome, making corrections as needed. All four steps are accomplished with specificity and objectivity. Measurement provides accountability.”

“Even if you’re right, how many people have a scientific background? How many can understand what you’re advocating? How many even want to understand?”

“Ideally, many. Hopefully, some. Realistically, few.”

“Jack, you admit you’re spitting into the wind. Why keep trying?”

“What’s the alternative? Nihilism? Look, the particular science that I’m recommending is biobehavioral science (www.inescapableconsequences.com). Its basics aren’t complicated. The majority of voters can understand them, especially once they blow away the smoke and smash the mirrors that currently camouflage the actual political behavior of the people whom they’re now electing.”

“Your romantic idealism, Mr. Don Quixote, may sound good to you, but will it play in Peoria? People are easily led and readily follow. You yourself have said it. Feeling is reflexive. Thinking is laborious.”

“True, so most voters bring their behavior under the control of The Who and The What not The How . . . the most important. Therein lies the third paradox.”

“What’s that?”

PART FOUR

“Consider the following: Since the dawn of human history, what has conferred upon us humans the benefits that so many of us take for granted? Science. Science! A product mainly, although not entirely, of Western civilization. Without those benefits, our lives, to paraphrase Hobbs, would have remained short, brutal, and nasty.

“Yet, paradoxically, most of us, most of the time, actively resist employing biobehavioral science to optimize the effectiveness of our own behavior in resolving problems . . . societal as well as personal. We’d rather follow charismatic charlatans making hollow promises than employ biobehavioral science to fulfill reasonable and appropriate goals targeted democratically. The inescapable consequence likely will be that we shall die trying to maintain mysticism and superstition rather than facing often-harsh Reality. In the end, Violet, Reality wins.”

“In the end, Jack, Death wins.”

“Even so, between birthing and dying comes living. I believe that God gave a purpose to humanity as a species and a meaning to individual human lives.” (See “Categories/Uncategorized/‘Science And Human Purpose And Meaning’”.)

“God?”

“God . . . in whatever form that you choose to adopt . . . Fate, Mother Nature, Providence, etc. Look at the issue in the following way: If there’s no ultimate purpose and meaning, human behavior slips under the control of antecedents and short-term consequences . . . the latter, mainly social reinforcement. It becomes erratic and often self-defeating if not catastrophically self-destructive. Your voting behavior is an example.”

“Mine? Oh, really!”

“Yes, really! You vote against your own heritage and your own self-interests. Worse, you vote against the best interests of America. Your voting behavior is under the control of hollow promises from political charlatans and of positive social reinforcement from friends and neighbors, eliciting a short-lived, mental state of self-righteousness . . . not under the control of fundamental principles and long-term consequences guided by scientific methodology.”

“So you say.”

“Not just I. So says a study in1998 by Don Green and Alan Gerber at Yale University. From what you’ve told me in the past, Violet, your parents were neo-liberal Democrats who later became conservative Republicans. True?”

“True.”

“Would you deny that, even though an only child, you felt rejected by your father and unprotected by your mother? When an adolescent, you punished their behavior by selecting a college that you yourself have labelled as ‘Commie pinko’? Then, compounding the punishment, you selected a major in so-called Political Science, an oxymoron, taught by the usual Marxist-oriented instructors?

“What’s your answer, Violet?

“All that I’m hearing is your silence. Fine. Moving forwards, would you deny that, since graduating, you’ve associated primarily with people who favor that which you were taught in college?

“Again, I ask, ‘What’s your answer, Violet?’

“All that I’m hearing is your continued silence. So, with your continued silence, I rest my case.”

“Finished beating on a woman? Look, I’ll admit that we’re all products of our genetics and our environments. You think you’re so different, Jack?”

“No, I don’t. In fact, I agree with you. Our cognition, emotion, behavior, and physiological responses are dependent variables. Yes, they modulate one another, but the independent variables are biology and environment with biology accounting for seventy percent of the variance.”

“So, how does that gobbledegook apply to you?”

“In my case, I try to modulate my behavior with cognition not emotion, and I try to bring my behavior under the control of principles consonant with Science, History, and long-term consequences.”

“Science? Applied to human behavior, it’s mechanistic and anti-humanistic.”

“Better to allow ideology and emotion be our guides?”

“Better than the cold, calculating application of so-called scientific principles to manipulate human behavior.”

“Well, you’re staring into the abyss to which our refusal to apply these ‘so-called principles’ has brought us.”

“Am I? Anyway, history? Meaning under the control of whatever you yourself perceive in the mists of the past.”

“You’re confirming that the one thing learned from history is that we learn nothing from history, so we are doomed to repeat it mindlessly and destructively.”

“Can’t you think of a more original response, Jack? Anyway, long-term consequences? Meaning whatever events you yourself predict for the future. Well, as I said, I prefer the present. Live for today, for tomorrow we may die.”

“Given your point of view, we probably shall. What of future generations? What is the context that you’re creating for them? Debt, disease, despair?”

“Equality, fraternity, and liberty.”

“More likely, Violet, the guillotine. As it has been said, equality is the enemy of liberty. Without liberty, there is no fraternity. Remember, the French Revolution to which you referred.”

“Under the banner of social democracy, we’re creating a better world for children . . . one governed by politicians who care about everyone and implemented by experts in economics, law, and sociology.”

“Then, may God help the children, and may God show you mercy for you know not what you do.”

“Spoken like a true believer, Jack. Given your paraphrasing of Christ, have you considered becoming a ‘Born Again’?”

“I’m a Jew not a Christian, but I respect Christianity. Many roads lead to the House of the Lord . . . atheism, however, isn’t one of them.”

“So you say. I say all roads, atheistic included, lead to the same destination . . . permanent and lasting death.”

“A belief that your name reflects.”

“What do you mean?”

“Violet. The violet is a flower for funerals. In this case, the funeral of Western civilization . . . maybe, all civilizations.  It’s the inescapable consequence of your paradoxical voting behavior (www.inescapableconsequences.com ).

-END-

BOSONS AND BOZOS

Monday, July 9th, 2012

Bozo was a clown. Bosons . . . specifically, Higgs-bosons . . . are sub-atomic particles. What they have in common is that, without bozons, there would be no Bozos or any other particulate matter in our cosmos.

It was only this past week that the heretofore-putative Higgs-boson, the so-called “God-particle”, was identified with greater than a 99% probability.(1) Even the initial widespread reporting, now largely disappeard, still failed to do justice to the importance of the identification. Why? Because the identification serves to strengthen one of the three pillars of human purpose and meaning . . . knowledge (www.inescapableconsequences.com).

Unlike bygone days, today most people in advanced societies readily embrace further advances in physical science. Moreover, entirely theoretical advances often, with time, eventually become translated into operational technologies. Will such advances save humanity from itself? Thus far, the opposite seems to be the case, two obvious examples being nuclear weapons and, paradoxically, medical advances.

Can any science save humanity from itself? Yes, biobehavioral science, the amalgamation of biological science and behavioral science. Will it?

Would that the same enthusiastic acceptance of physical science could be said of biobehavioral science. Certain limited applications excepted (in gambling casinos, for example, and in industry), most people are ignorant about it. Those who aren’t, typically, regard it with attitudes ranging from indifference to rejection. Societally and individually, most of us resist employing its technology, sometimes claiming that employing it would be too mechanical or even  inhumane. Psychiatry, as a medical specialty, has ignored true and valid biobehavioral science, much to its misfortune.

There are scientifically-described reasons for this attitude and resistance. Whatever the reasons, the inescapable consequence of such behavior likely will be fulfillment of the thesis enunciated by the late-physicist, Enrico Fermi . . . namely, that eventually all intelligent life-forms, wherever they may be in our cosmos, evolve to the point of self-destruction, a thesis personified today by the current President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Is it already too late for us here on Earth? Not necessarily. There still remain time, albeit limited, and the biobehavioral alternative, at least hypothetically.

Will humanity ever embrace biobehavioral science as we do physical science, or does doing so run counter to our biological pre-disposition? Shall we continue to put our faith in the Obamas, the Romneys . . . and, yes, the Ahmadinejads and the Chavezes . . . because biologically we are inclined to do so?

Be a biological inclination the case, are we doomed? Again, not necessarily. We can change. Our cognition can modulate our behavior and our emotions. Through scientifically-based and scientifically-driven management of context and consequences, we, yet, might escape our rendezvous with oblivion. If so, best we act effectively and soon.

Reference
1. The Higgs-boson named after Peter Higgs and Satyendra Nath Boson, is a particle of infinitesimally short duration created at the time of the origin of our universe, the “Big Bang” . . . initially, a derogatory term disparaging the concept to which it referred. The Higgs-boson creates a field that gives mass to energy passing through it . . . no mass, no matter . . . no matter, no atoms or molecules. The Higgs-boson allows mass and energy to be interchangeable, as when one lights a match turning wood to heat.

BLACK OR WHITE?

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Added Note (25JUN2012): Immigration represents a critical issue for the future of Western civilization. The UK, for example, would be up in arms over the issue, were its citizens allowed to possess arms (Financial Times, 25 June 2012, page 8).

In the USA, Mr. Romney engages in his well-rehearsed, verbal dance that others have nicknamed the “Romney Flip-Flop” . . .  an encore to his previous fancy tongue-work in a campaigning number about “Healthcare Reform”. Obversely, Mr. Obama dreams aloud that, being a lawyer, he is not bound by his oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution . . . meanwhile, immigration legal and illegal continues unabated, creating a nightmare for a dumbfounded populace watching its country slide down the slippery slope of slimy politics studded with greedy lawyerism towards a dark but ill-defined abyss.

Given the trend and the events contained therein, this posting will run an additional week. As an illegal alien washing dishes in your favorite restaurant might say, be he able to speak English, “Enjoy!”

 

Given the trend and the events contained therein, the current posting will run an additional week. As an illegal alien washing dishes in your favorite restaurant might say, be he able to speak English, “Enjoy!”

Consider the following account; fictional, yet, seemingly all too true:

Sharif Mubarak, distant cousin to the now-deposed, American-subsidized, presidential dictator of Egypt, recently was arrested for fraud . . . a felony punishable by fine and imprisonment. His alleged crime? Falsification of an application for employment.

Sharif had immigrated legally to the USA under the Immigration and Nationality Act promoted by the late Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy.(1) During his colorful lifetime, not only did Teddy, a known drunk and philanderer but, nevertheless a hero to millions of Americans, perpetrate an irresponsible and cowardly act resulting in the untimely death of Mary Jo Kopechne in 1969 . . . a testimony to the true nature of his character . . . but, more importantly, he had conspired previously in 1965 with fellow politicians, mostly Democrats, to kill the American culture as it had been to that time. He did so by sponsoring the aforementioned legislation; which, he claimed disingenuously and wrongly, would not change America demographically. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Then again, deceit was hardly a stranger to the late senator from Massachusetts, a widely proclaimed cheat while a pupil at Harvard.

Unaware of Teddy’s assistance, Sharif had arrived in the USA without money but with tuberculosis. Aware, however, of his contagious, potentially fatal illness, he sought medical services otherwise unavailable to him in Egypt. Given his financial and medical conditions, a friendly, American bureaucrat guided him through obtaining Medicaid. Thereafter, his medical expenses would be paid by American taxpayers with money borrowed from Chinese taxpayers.

Not to be outdone by her colleague, another bureaucrat guided Sharif through obtaining food-stamps, a program originally established by the politicians to reward political donations from farmers but one that unintentionally evolved into subsidizing 15% of the population’s buying not only food but alcohol . . . alcohol poured into gasoline to power their cars as well as alcohol poured into bottles to anesthetize their brains. She also helped Sharif obtain housing subsidized by American taxpayers with money borrowed from Chinese taxpayers.

The bureaucrats whose job it is to give away other people’s money did not count Sharif’s never having worked in Egypt against him; nevertheless, given that he never had worked in the USA, technically he was ineligible for “unemployment insurance”. Context and consequences forced Sharif to seek employment. His plan was to work 25 months to be eligible for the 93 months of “unemployment insurance” charged to those Americans who did work; who, in turn, borrowed the money from Chinese who also worked.

Unfortunately for Sharif, out of ignorance, he made a mistake. He applied to a corporation that provided products to generate “green” energy. The problem was not the products produced; which, admittedly, were costly, inefficient, unreliable, uncompetitive . . . and, ironically, environmentally destructive.(2) The problem was the federal subsidies and loans required to produce these unwanted products. Here again, the subsidy was charged to American taxpayers, who, in turn, borrowed the money from Chinese taxpayers. Sharif’s falsifying his application for employment at a federally-subsidized company would be deemed to constitute a federal crime under US Code, Title 18.

The hiring protocol of the company adhered to guidelines official and unofficial of the Department of Labor with regard to “equal opportunity”; which actually means unequal opportunity, favoring officially defined “minorities”; including women, who comprise a majority of the population, but not including Jews, who comprise 2% of the population. The ideal candidate is a morbidly obese, elderly Negress from Somalia with a learning disability who is confined to a wheelchair. Sharif himself fell into a non-existent category.

Given the complexity of politically-correct jargon in which “Oriental” becomes “Asian” . . . never mind that Pakistanis are Asians, not to mention millions of Russians . . . and in which “Negro” becomes “African-American”, Sharif checked the wrong box under “Race”. You guessed it! He checked “African-American”.

Upon appearing for his interview, the officially-approved “African-American” confronting him immediately pressed “O” on her telephone then yelled into the handset, “Yo, Security . . .  and hurry!”

Two elderly, overweight, retired policeman hurriedly left the cafeteria, arriving shortly thereafter with weapons drawn. They, in turn, telephoned the FBI.

Some hours later, Special Agents Oprah Washington and Hang Yu officiously made their presence known. They arrested a bewildered Sharif then, pushing and shoving, escorted him in handcuffs from the premises.

At his arraignment the following day, his court-appointed lawyer, a recent graduate of Papermill Legal Academy, compounded Sharif’s predicament by pleading that Sharif, indeed, was an African-American . . . American by virtue of his legal residence in the USA. He simply was a supra-Saharan African-American Arab versus a sub-Saharan African-American Negro. After all, even though former Governor Sarah Palin may believe Africa a country, it’s really a continent, and Egypt a country on that continent.

Compounding Sharif’s predicament even further, a local television-station aired his story, which then went national via the networks and “viral” via the Internet. Immediately, those two, peripatetic, self-proclaimed stalwarts of theology, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, accused Sharif of being a “racist” by his lawyer’s having stated the truth . . . he was supra-Saharan African-American while “blacks” were sub-Saharan African-American.

Then, a member of  Louis Farrakhan’s (aka/Louis Eugene Walcott) so-called Nation of Islam, one Shabazz al-Quaeda, added to the manufactured national outrage fueled by Big Media noting that Sharif had used the term “Negro” instead of “black” although previously he himself had accused a distinguished Norwegian visitor of being racist by referring to Orientals as “yellow” . . . never mind that Orientals do not find the characterization offensive. Big Media neglected to note that, under his original name of LaVerne Jefferson, Shabazz currently held a prominent position with the United Negro College Fund.

Fortunately, the tale ended well for Sharif. Because he wasn’t of Western European heritage but an Arab from Northern Africa, because he wasn’t a Christian but a Mohammedan, and because he spoke fluent Arabic but hardly spoke English, Federal Judge Natalie Bernstein, an outspoken lesbian recently appointed to the bench by Barak Hussein Obama, exonerated him in the name of “social justice”. Even better for Sharif, thanks to Congressman Charlie Rangel, Congress including all Democrats and a host of Republicans, granted Sharif full citizenship. Meanwhile, Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York City took time away from prosecuting restaurants for serving super-sized, sweetened drinks, to give Sharif a job teaching English as a second language in Washington Heights to illegal aliens from the Dominican Republic, which immediately qualified Sharif for a substantial pension, an opportunity that, like millions of others, Sharif could not resist abusing. With his substantial, lifelong pension and “healthcare-plan”, Sharif, claiming a disability documented by a physician infamous for such phony declarations, soon returned to Cairo, where he bought a luxurious home and currently is running for political office as an “Islamist”.

Who says America still isn’t the land of opportunity? Not Sharif Mubarak.*

*Mr. Mubarak may be contacted in Cairo through the Muslim Brotherhood, much to the dismay of his distant cousin and its mortal enemy, Hosni, now imprisoned.

References
1. The legislation for “family-reunification” was sponsored in 1965 by Senator Edward “Teddy” Kennedy (1932-2009), younger brother of the late President. It proved to be one of the most important pieces of legislation during the 20th century, directly leading to the “multi-culturalism” of the early 21st century. Senator Kennedy promised that the legislation would not change the complexion of the country. Prior to 1965, the average number of legal immigrants annually was approximately 300,000. Thirty years later, it was more than one million.

2. Timpf, K: “Green Police: Eco Tyranny”. The Washington Times (National Edition), 11 June 2012, page 6.

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